This market will resolve to "Yes" if a dildo is thrown onto the court during a WNBA game between August 4 and August 10, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, it will resolve to "No". A qualifying object is exclusively a dildo, defined as an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. Other sex toys will not qualify. The resolution source will be a consensus of credible reporting.
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the danger with these sort of markets is someone can buy $10,000 yes for cheap go to the game and throw a dildo 😂
Danger with these markets is i couldnt watch more than 1 WNBA game and assumed all the games were over for the night and left a NO bid out
damm
I think we should turn this into the next Zelenskyy suit market. What is a "dildo"?
1) Market value is abismal, 2) PM is cracked down on UMA hard in attempts to make it look like they not on board with all those scams they did before, so they probably clarify against UMA
a dildo is clearly defined as an object shaped like an "Erect Penis" that is used for sexual stimulation. I am struggling to see the resemblance between the object that was thrown and an erect penis personally
Looked pretty limp. Let's give UMA a chance to figure this out
Agreed. I do not believe this object was either erect or shaped like a penis
I think we need a more detailed review to confirm the specifics of this sex toy. I think the resemblance to an "Erect penis" is lacking and it could be a separate type of sex toy not included in the payout criterion
You have a point, I am typically much stiffer than that toy when erect. The toy may have resembled more of a "flaccid penis" than an erect one. Is there UMA precedent on this?
You make a very good point. Beyond the questionable resemblance appearance wise to an erect penis, the consistency of the object was very clearly not in line with that of an erect penis. At best this is a "Flaccid Penis" but given the lack of resemblance between the object and a penis I would classify it more as a generic flaccid sex toy lacking the required characteristics of a dildo in the rules
Is there a discord channel or forum we could start posting evidence and rationale as to what erect would look like? This might need to be escalated to the admins.
I think a good first step is identifying the make and model of the object in question so that we can conduct testing on the elasticity, overall hardness and other key physical properties so that we can compare these results to any medical literature (or additional data we gather outselves depending on the availability our required data in existing literature) defining and describing erections.
gigachadsolana admitted he threw it to win this bet
@gigachadsolana can you please refund my loss? I am now out of money. Please sir. That was all my money left that I bet on this
he had information advantage
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base of it looks weirdly large and the shaft part does not look like an "erect penis" to me. Do we have any more info on the object?
Dildo Jesus save us!
He came!
sir, a second dildo has hit the court
I'm throwing it during the next free throw ibb .co/5WsZjYYd
success?
He tried and missed, saw a twitter post of someone in front of the pic a few rows who got hit by the dildo
I cant post the link but the x account who posted where it landed is "osnapitsari" nice try on the throw @qwjshi
wnba viewership soars in anticipation of... dildos?
Yall better not throw one
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lol cant believe im watching 4 wnba games rn
gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
the market should be about its colour, not *if* it'll be thrown
No holders acting line all dildos are XL dragon dildo. There is mentien of the size. Yall think its a hassle to smuggle a micro penis dildo
OI ! did he fucking blocked the acces to more than 65 with his shares ?
99cent started selling his shares
Classic old pump and dump. But this market is most likely the smallest of them all so doesnt matter.
lies