Will Jimmy Kimmel apologize by Friday?

why wasnt this disputed. wtf!

Oops I would have disputed and proposed but I went to bed…. Oh well. On to the next one Gg

Maybe if you message them you can get this disputed.

lol. Doesn’t work that way..

Ridiculous resolution can't believe no one disputed this. "It's important to me as a human. And that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man," While crying. "I don't think there's anything funny about it." How this doesn't count as sorrow or regret is beyond me

I AM A CRIPPLE IN A WHEELCHAIR AND YOU GUYS TOOK THE LAST OF MY MONEY, FUCK YOU ALL

Gabby's Dollhouse is giving good odds on both 28 million box office and 29 million, so I'm putting a few dollars on each.

So if you put $4 on 29 million you'd get $1,000, and $12 on 23-28 million would get you $2,400. I think 23 million is a really close goal for a price of .5

THE WHALES ALWAYS WIN..... POLYMARKET IS A SCAM THE RULES WERE CLEAR

I DONT EVEN LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES BUT I AM SENDING THIS TO US SENATORS VIA MAIL WHAT A scam this shit is

SCAMMMMM'

FUCK ASSES

The Market Context says no lol... I think Yes holders lost this sadly.

it’s gg. no one disputed

Insane, how much does it cost to dispute? Why did no one dispute?

it’s too late now. it’s $750 bond but if your dispute reigns true you get your money back by

No way to dispute it on polymarket discord or anything?

I asked Grok, "Did Kimmel apologize?". It said yes.

I want someone to make an argument that he didn't show a "statement of sorrow" when he broke down in tears and said "it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man." I'm looking for people to make an argument that's not sorrow. If this contest isn't resolved to yes, it exposes sharp fundamental flaws with the UMA resolve system and really disincentives anyone to participate in these "will x happen" contests going forward.

Nothing in the rules states it has to be a direct. very clear apology.... This is some fuck shit. Give me my 6.3k the conditions have been met

Personally, I was arguing with folks about it, but folks don't think it's an apology.

the way the rules were written it didn’t need to be an apology as we know it because playmarket rukes decided to change the definition on an apology. anyway no one disputed and all whales were on NO, so no way UMAs would have agreed anyway

I aint selling where my fucking money

When do we find out? I'm so new to this shit

It will be settled in some minutes, and then you can redeem your shares

Going against you though I feel like I'm going to lose. Your history has no losses... lol

I'm just picking up pennies since it is over

Doesnt matter how crappy the apology was, the rules are clear and need to conclude to a yes

Did anyone dispute it?

I would, but this the last of my money

Honestly, the conditions have indeed been met for a "yes".

"It's important to me as a human. And that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man," he said through tears. "I don't think there's anything funny about it.".......... Sorrowful means feeling or expressing sadness or grief. It can describe someone who is experiencing sorrow or something that causes sadness...

I just asked Perplexity AI if Jimmy showed sorrow and gave it the rules section highlighted and it said "Yes, Jimmy Kimmel did express sorrow and some remorse in his comeback episode, but he did not issue a direct apology."

If he expressed sorrow, it's a Yes

I just asked Grok the following question, "Did Kimmel apologize?". The answer was "Yes".

save us with a dispute 🙏 30 mins left

yo boys we need to get someone to dispute

Someone dispute!! This is a scam, it should clearly resolve YES!!