This market resolves based on the outcome of: Will Joe Biden make an appearance by Wednesday. Resolution follows credible public reporting before the end date.
wtf? did he appear? where? when was the time to dispute this?
why is this not resolved yet?
Biden must be awake for this market to resolve to "Yes".
Biden must be awake for this market to resolve to "Yes".
Market must be awake for Biden to resolve to "Yes".
Biden can not be wearing sunglasses and be sloped over motionless in a chair.
Does an open casket funeral also count?
the hell does that even mean, how do they check?